try driving a bike on a highway at <=40kmph.
try proposing to someone u hate.
try writing a poem and publishing it.
try reading a romantic novel (one of those girlie ones).
try buying a pet and make sure that its alive by the end of the week(like a puppy/cat/parrot).
try watching hum aapke hain kaun continuously 3 times.
try making a portrait of the person u love.
try eating things which u've always hated.
try getting drunk to u'r limit, and then call u'r mom.
try giving a rose to u'r boss on her b'day.
try singing aloud when there's perfect silence in the office.
try laughing for no reason when some serious discussion is going on.
try watching kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thhi and then try discussing with u'r room-mate why tulsi did whatever she did.
try coming from office to home on foot particularly when it takes 2 hours to walk the distance and 15 mins on a vehicle.
try replying in hindi to whatever the gal u are talking to says in english. (seriously, i believe if there were no gals in india, nobody wud have spoken english).
try telling u'r mom about how sexy priyanka chopra looks.
try counting the stars from the reference frame of the moon (hmm, whatever that means).
try talking in english even to a beggar in chennai (actually there is no other option).
try cautioning someone having a pulsar to be careful coz its huge tank can hit u there.
try laughing when a gal cracks a joke.
try going out with a gal on a long walk and at everything she says, reply with "to mai kya karoon?" (gals expect u to keep listening......u don't need to react....listening alone makes them happy.....in fact reacting can screw up things....personal experience).
try looking into the eyes of any gal and saying "tumhari aankhon mein itna dard kyon hai".(90% cases she'll fall for it.....personal experience).
try calling a gal "moti" (gals call each other moti all the time.....whatever be the dimensions).
try going to a gym in full body-building gear.
try staring at a person continuously for as long as possible while he is swimming.
try saying "kaccha paapad pakka paapad" 20 times, and fast.
try joining TCS and then quit in 2 months and pay the full bond money coz u need an experience certificate from TCS.
try disturbing gunny when he is talking to a gal on fone (he dhamkaoed me of throwing away my mobile fone).
try pulling kuvalaya's hair (he pinched my left nipple so hard, it still pains at times).
try pulling my hair (i will kill u).
try convincing a group of u'r friends while having dinner that it is better not to marry.
try sitting in room 540 (satyabhama univ, boys hostel) when anant, kuvalay and ashutosh are discussing about iitd gals. (to do this now u need a time machine, i'm sorry).
try calling gunny a flirt coz he goes and chipkooos with all gals.
try asking gunny who is his "moti-vation".
try joining geometric software where people don't do any work. (there is force but no displacement, or vice versa......i am not sure....at least the product is zero)
try going to mumbai on weekends.
try climbing a tree.
try looking out of the window and thinking about u'r school days.
try going out with a school friend with whom u never spoke when u were in school (personal experience).
try pulling pavan (pavan, rashtrapati bhavan)'s ID-Card Tag from behind and doing "chal mere ghode tik tik tik".
try talking with Amor Jyoti Dinda on any serious topic.
try cracking a joke in front of shivangi (she'll cry).
try singing a senti song when deepthi shenoy asks u to sing for her. (u'll see saurabh sharma sitting in one corner and making odd and mischievous faces).
try writing a very short feedback for sudarshna as shashank did.
try asking sudha about who proposed first, she or sandy.
try looking into the eyes of rahul jalan.
try talking to him.
try cracking jokes in a pune-wala six-seater auto when many wipro-spectramind babes are around.
try talking to pani-puri waalaas.
try buying a bottle of jam and finishing it off in 10 minutes.
try going for a trek on a rainy day.
try having soup at the end of u'r meal.
try reading the emails sent by me 2-3 times.
due to time constraint, i am stopping here.......
try proposing to someone u hate.
try writing a poem and publishing it.
try reading a romantic novel (one of those girlie ones).
try buying a pet and make sure that its alive by the end of the week(like a puppy/cat/parrot).
try watching hum aapke hain kaun continuously 3 times.
try making a portrait of the person u love.
try eating things which u've always hated.
try getting drunk to u'r limit, and then call u'r mom.
try giving a rose to u'r boss on her b'day.
try singing aloud when there's perfect silence in the office.
try laughing for no reason when some serious discussion is going on.
try watching kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thhi and then try discussing with u'r room-mate why tulsi did whatever she did.
try coming from office to home on foot particularly when it takes 2 hours to walk the distance and 15 mins on a vehicle.
try replying in hindi to whatever the gal u are talking to says in english. (seriously, i believe if there were no gals in india, nobody wud have spoken english).
try telling u'r mom about how sexy priyanka chopra looks.
try counting the stars from the reference frame of the moon (hmm, whatever that means).
try talking in english even to a beggar in chennai (actually there is no other option).
try cautioning someone having a pulsar to be careful coz its huge tank can hit u there.
try laughing when a gal cracks a joke.
try going out with a gal on a long walk and at everything she says, reply with "to mai kya karoon?" (gals expect u to keep listening......u don't need to react....listening alone makes them happy.....in fact reacting can screw up things....personal experience).
try looking into the eyes of any gal and saying "tumhari aankhon mein itna dard kyon hai".(90% cases she'll fall for it.....personal experience).
try calling a gal "moti" (gals call each other moti all the time.....whatever be the dimensions).
try going to a gym in full body-building gear.
try staring at a person continuously for as long as possible while he is swimming.
try saying "kaccha paapad pakka paapad" 20 times, and fast.
try joining TCS and then quit in 2 months and pay the full bond money coz u need an experience certificate from TCS.
try disturbing gunny when he is talking to a gal on fone (he dhamkaoed me of throwing away my mobile fone).
try pulling kuvalaya's hair (he pinched my left nipple so hard, it still pains at times).
try pulling my hair (i will kill u).
try convincing a group of u'r friends while having dinner that it is better not to marry.
try sitting in room 540 (satyabhama univ, boys hostel) when anant, kuvalay and ashutosh are discussing about iitd gals. (to do this now u need a time machine, i'm sorry).
try calling gunny a flirt coz he goes and chipkooos with all gals.
try asking gunny who is his "moti-vation".
try joining geometric software where people don't do any work. (there is force but no displacement, or vice versa......i am not sure....at least the product is zero)
try going to mumbai on weekends.
try climbing a tree.
try looking out of the window and thinking about u'r school days.
try going out with a school friend with whom u never spoke when u were in school (personal experience).
try pulling pavan (pavan, rashtrapati bhavan)'s ID-Card Tag from behind and doing "chal mere ghode tik tik tik".
try talking with Amor Jyoti Dinda on any serious topic.
try cracking a joke in front of shivangi (she'll cry).
try singing a senti song when deepthi shenoy asks u to sing for her. (u'll see saurabh sharma sitting in one corner and making odd and mischievous faces).
try writing a very short feedback for sudarshna as shashank did.
try asking sudha about who proposed first, she or sandy.
try looking into the eyes of rahul jalan.
try talking to him.
try cracking jokes in a pune-wala six-seater auto when many wipro-spectramind babes are around.
try talking to pani-puri waalaas.
try buying a bottle of jam and finishing it off in 10 minutes.
try going for a trek on a rainy day.
try having soup at the end of u'r meal.
try reading the emails sent by me 2-3 times.
due to time constraint, i am stopping here.......
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