yesterday@DinnerTime

Dinner time is particularly interesting for our group of 6 guys; full of hot discussions on a wide range of topics...dominated mostly by “gals” and “sex”. To be frank, none of us has had any great luck with girls so far. And surely none of us has had sex. Though one of us, Kavi (name changed) has surely committed some assaults on women of objectionable nature...but no great success there...and has given up of late...since he has started feeling “emotions” for a couple of ladies. But he's surely one lad the gals have to beware of.

The eldest of us is Mr. Manish. He takes pride in spelling his name as Manis to add a Bihari touch to it...yes, u guessed it right, the chap is from Bihar and is proud to be so, like any other Bihari. Not from Patna...some Vaishali. All I know about the place is that it is connected in some way to the Lord Buddha. How, i don't remember...but i surely read about the place when I was in my primary or middle school...don't remember that either...ohh man, have a very poor memory. Just like any other educated villager in India, Manis is overly enthusiastic about high values, principles, ideals and stuff.

The shortest of the lot is Mr. Jitender Kumar Verma. Loves to autograph himself as “Z2” though i've explained to him a zillion times why “G2” is a more appropirate way to short-cut his name...but he wouldn't listen. Reason: (I suspect) he was christened with the former shorty by his childhood love: Miss.SS. Though I wudn't delve much into this story as he's broken his chakkar just recently...and is supposedly feeling pretty awful about it...he's a mighty 4'6'' and doesn't talk to gals taller than him...for him they are gigantic witches, and he an innocent little soul...desperate for a bosom to hide his face into...

The wittiest of the lot is Mr. Ravindra Naik...universally known as Macchar...very unpredictable creature, never “says” a “no”...nor does he “know”, as he's pretty confused...not that we all aren't, but this guy wud flaunt it in the most impressive manner. He has couple of chicks connected to him thru cell fone...sms, calls...these days he's rocking.

The most “despo” (pardon my IIT background) of the lot is Mr Ravi Shankar...ghar ka naam Chintoo. Gals are a great emotional support according to him...and his most ardent desire: sunday evening ko koi honi chahiye. He is very sad of late...as he's also forced a break-up with a damsel....long time back there was a lot of this that...but now, everything's over....rather they've taken a break...will soon resume...let's hope...

And the most “beautiful” of the lot is Mr. Sandy Word. A really beautiful guy. Shaves his face 3 times everyday...does facials and all...whatever they call those stuff...which women put on their faces and sit for 3 hours and then wash it off...makes them fair and chikni...and has similar effect on Sandy too...Another Bihari...Koi Bihar ke baare mein kuch nahi bolega SAALA...lately he's joined dance classes...and dance has become his junoon...his bed partners have told me that he shakes his ass periodically even while sleeping...

ok, enough of introduction...

So, what happened yesterday@DinnerTime was....we all sat together and had dinner!!!!