You know how wonderful it is to Integrate ProIntralink with Ematrix? I am doing it these days, and I am having a wonderful time. Now if any gal asks me “How is Work”, I have an answer. Coz now there is both force and displacement!!!
Thousands of years back some homo sapien thought that all humans must work and earn their food. It was a very intelligent thought. And so everyone agreed to it. And implemented it. I wonder whether it happened before money was invented or after. The barter system was simple. But there was need for a standard in terms of which everything could be assigned a value. The concept of money, therefore, was a very intelligent thought. Whoever had it first was definitely a genius. But work is hard to think of without money being there. Money has become so intergral to our lives that we cannot imagine how humans lived when there was no money.
Yesterday, I was having dinner at Delhi Chat Ghar with my gang. I had one Alu ka Paratha and one Alu-Pyaz ka Paratha. Both were very tasty. I also had a plate of Pani-Puri. Even that was tasty. I also hit-the-line (Line maara) to a ladki. She got scared. I enjoyed it. HiHiHaHa!!!
These days we are eating out, since the Baai we had hired for cooking at Manis-Villa cooks pathetic food. And there are deadly cockroaches also to share the food with us in Manis’ kitchen. So I opted out. And Manis’ dimaag did a jack-n-jill and he refused to let the baai-stuff continue in his house. So we eat outside now. Sometimes at Bala, sometimes at Delhi Chat Ghar, sometimes at Swaad, and sometimes, we don’t eat. Waise today we are going for a treat. Daaru-Shaaru-n-Masala-Papad!!!
Duniya mein do tarah ke keede hote hain…First wala kida homework finish karke timepass karta hai…Second wala kida homework finish nai karta hai, aur timepass karta hai…First wala kida exam mein first aata hai…aur second wala kida exam mein fail ho jata hai…
These days, I spend most of my time in the office...working...seriously, God Promise. I have a boss. His name is Tushar Kapoor (Name Changed). Saalaa, doesn't trust me at all. Thinks I am a fool. Most people seem to think so about me. Don't know why. Anyway, I have got used to it now. Even Kareena thinks so, and Priyanka too. Only Mallika Sherawat thinks I'm a genius.
I tried my luck in a lot of MBA entrance exams this year. Only one called me for GD/PI. Wonderful!!! That was MICA - the Mudra Institute of Communications, Ahmedabad. Wonder why they want to be named like a mineral, normally the city-name is not appended with such acronyms. Still, I am thankful to them that they honored my 1300 bucks and called me to see my face and presented me with an opportunity to shell out 500 more. No wonder, they finally did kick my ass, like all the rest wherever I'd applied. I'm thankful also because they gave me a chance to meet Dalzene, the wonder-gal!!! (wow, that sounds like "Tarzan, the wonder-car"). Wo ek thande hawa ke jhhonke kee tarah aayi aur sab kuch garam karke chalee gayee...
Anyway, I am not going to write about my GD/PI experiences here. Nor about Dalz (that's how her boy-friend used to call her, saala lotimoor-ka-chaddu (I coined this gaali from Motichoor-ka-Laddu (Nice Na?))). Soniya Gandhi resigned from Lok Sabha. Sushmita Sen broke up with Randeep Hooda. I am not interested in all this shit. What happened to the Mittal-Arcelor episode? And will GSSL reach the $100m target?
Deepal Shaw visited the Byculla Jail recently "to interact with the prisoners and add some colour to their dull lives". Kya baat hai!!! Life, which is not even yours is not a dead canvas which you can color by painting it the way you like. And what makes u think that u’r presence is so colorful. Most gals have this mis-conception about themselves. "I wanted them to relate to me as Deepal and not Deepal Shaw", she says. "For a while I forgot all my worries and pain" - well, you see more pain, you forget your own. Nice way to de-pain oneself. And you have your name in the papers too.
Rajesh Shaw, a very painful guy from Kolkata. Not a bengali.
