No Raining

I wanting to dance in rain with gal-friend, but no raining. I hate this. Why this happening? Rainy season, july, no rain. Last year Pune flooding this time. Bombay already flooded this time last year. But now, no rain. Few days before it rained well. Bombay almost flooded. But now no rain. What is this. I hate this. My gal-friend shouting on me. What is this?

I carry umberella everyday. To office, to bazaar, to railway tracks when I going to shit there in the morning. Gal-friend force me to do that. Very concerned she is. Absolute cow. Very innocent. Trusting me lot.

Last year heavy flooding. Railway tracks under water. Water till knees. I shitting western style near tracks. Difficult to balance that position. Like sitting on chair, without any chair. With umberella in one hand. And water till knees. Bad Bad.

Time too bad. Black cat walking in front of me. All time. This side to this side. Back to previous this side from this side. Bad cat. Badding my day completely. I hate black cat. White cat also I hate. Don't know. White cat also may be bad animal. But don't know.

Indian gorvernment = Bitch. Doing reservation. Train reservation so problem. Now college reservation. What to do? Bloody-Fool politician. I hating them. Now reserving private company. India should drown in one glass water. Give free seat to poor, if deserving candidate. Pushing fool, he failing, what is use? Improve school, get youth more eligible. I hating what happening.

My neighbour cubicle gal resigning. What happened I don't know. She join one month back. Now resigning. My face so bad. Gal run away. Black cat going here to here.

My company canteen food so bad. I eat, it stops near throat. I drink water. Bad food. Cow-Dung. Bull-shit. Married people bring lunch from home. Wife-cooked. Tasty food that. But only if wife good cook. 99% wife good cook. My friend Bulli Raju. His wife give him little little food. He eat with sad face. We eat canteen food, he jealous of that also. Poor guy.

Ok wait, I go drink coffee from coffee machine. How it make coffee, I don't know. Good coffee. Free of cost.

Ok I am back.

Watching krishh before 2 week. Superman in Krishh, getting superpower from alien. Alien name Jaadu. I do morning walk at 2.00 am. No alien landing anywhere. I also want superpower. Will protect world. Promise!

No working in office. My client going vacation. It is wonderful. He said don't call me. Thinking I am wanting to call. He so stupid. American.

Chalo, it is lunching time. I going...tata!!!

dekho baarish ho rahi hai!!!

I watched Krishh yesterday. What a movie! Liked it. For the first time an Indian SuperHero-Movie had special effects to match any hollywood movie...and at the same time, the original tradition of the Bollywood movies was managed intact. Great songs, picturesque locales...sexy heroine...the movie had everything...Full paisa vasool!

And after the movie we had a nice dinner. I drank four large pegs of Smirnov Vodka and then I did something I had never done before. I smoked. Macchar and Jeetu had ordered a packet of cigarettes. And I was totally taken aback when I found myself taking a cigarette out of the packet and asking macchar to light it for me. And then within moments, I was really smoking. I didn't cough he first time. And I was surprised at this coz I have seen in a lot of movies...when a hero smokes the first time, he coughs like hell...but then I realized that I wasn't taking in the smoke into my lungs. Just keeping it in the mouth and releasing...so I tried taking it in...and then I got choked for a second...the khaansi...I finished the first sutta of my life, without taking in the smoke again into my lungs...who cares...it felt great having the tusurr-phusna in the hand...and releasing tiny clouds of smoke into the air...

I shouldn't forget...the hot chik doc at Dr. Batra's clinic has asked me not to smoke. Will never smoke again...I swear =))

Rainy season is at its best right now in Pune. It has been raining continuously for the past 2 days. And what a weekend it has been! Raining outside, thandi hawaayein, and me under my blanket...with my head resting on one pillow...and my hand resting on another ;-)

sweet dreams!!!