Yes, that's true...her 3 hubbies are - a peepal tree at Banaras, a banana tree at a Bengalooru temple and a God's idol in Ayodhya.
According to the Wikipedia a Manglik is a person born when Mars is in the 2nd, 4th, 7th, 8th, or 12th house of the Vedic Astrology's lunar chart. The 'handicap' is called Mangal Dosha. 'This condition is believed by some to be devastating for marriage, causing discomfort and tension in relationship, leading to seperation and divorce, and in some cases, it is believed to cause untimely death of one spouse. This is attributed to the "fiery" nature of this planet.' That's creepy. Why should someone be born like that? I always knew Aishwarya was a difficult girl for a human to marry.
I need to check if I am Manglik. I used to think that everyone born on "Mangalwar" must be Manglik. But I was wrong. Now I will have to check out where the hell those planets were roaming when I was born. I had been thinking that an MBA, some jogging sessions to reduce my tummy, a Thread Ceremony, a few episodes of Sex and the City and a few of Desperate Housewives should be enough to get myself ready for marriage. But now if I turn out to be a God damn freakin' Manglik, I'll have to do some extra preparations, like marrying a peepal tree, a banana tree and some Goddess. I'll do all that well in advance and have all the certificates ready so that my lady doesn't have to worry about all those things just before marriage, like poor Abhishek.
I've heard that the time of birth is not very accurately read and noted in most cases. And moreover, who has a clock synchronized with the correct IST at Allahabad or All India Radio or Radio Mirchi. Those planets are sly creatures. They never stay for long in the same house. I think, to play safe, everyone should get rid of this Mangal Dosha before marriage. It can be carried out soon after birth like the NaamKaran or Vaccinations. I hope this wouldn't fall under the purview of 'Child Marriage'.
One good thing is that if two Mangliks marry each other, then their Mangal Doshas cancel each other and they can live happily ever after. Cool Man! God is great!
According to the Wikipedia a Manglik is a person born when Mars is in the 2nd, 4th, 7th, 8th, or 12th house of the Vedic Astrology's lunar chart. The 'handicap' is called Mangal Dosha. 'This condition is believed by some to be devastating for marriage, causing discomfort and tension in relationship, leading to seperation and divorce, and in some cases, it is believed to cause untimely death of one spouse. This is attributed to the "fiery" nature of this planet.' That's creepy. Why should someone be born like that? I always knew Aishwarya was a difficult girl for a human to marry.
I need to check if I am Manglik. I used to think that everyone born on "Mangalwar" must be Manglik. But I was wrong. Now I will have to check out where the hell those planets were roaming when I was born. I had been thinking that an MBA, some jogging sessions to reduce my tummy, a Thread Ceremony, a few episodes of Sex and the City and a few of Desperate Housewives should be enough to get myself ready for marriage. But now if I turn out to be a God damn freakin' Manglik, I'll have to do some extra preparations, like marrying a peepal tree, a banana tree and some Goddess. I'll do all that well in advance and have all the certificates ready so that my lady doesn't have to worry about all those things just before marriage, like poor Abhishek.
I've heard that the time of birth is not very accurately read and noted in most cases. And moreover, who has a clock synchronized with the correct IST at Allahabad or All India Radio or Radio Mirchi. Those planets are sly creatures. They never stay for long in the same house. I think, to play safe, everyone should get rid of this Mangal Dosha before marriage. It can be carried out soon after birth like the NaamKaran or Vaccinations. I hope this wouldn't fall under the purview of 'Child Marriage'.
One good thing is that if two Mangliks marry each other, then their Mangal Doshas cancel each other and they can live happily ever after. Cool Man! God is great!
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