Thursday, June 18, 2015

Ishita Bhalla ki kathaayein

There was a dog. Its name was Bosco. It used to run here and there after every car on the road. Then one day it found a car it liked on CarTrade.com. Bosco wanted to buy it, but it needed permission and money from its owner - Ishita Bhalla, wife of Raman Bhalla. Bosco never liked this concept of being owned by a human, and wanted to start a movement by all dogs and bitches to demand equality with human kind. But all other dogs were too loyal to their owners to support Bosco. Not that Bosco was not loyal, and not that Ishita tortured Bosco or anything. Just that Bosco was too much of an intellectual to accept being owned by someone. Anyway, Bosco went home to talk to Ishita and also grab a meal.

Ishita and Raman had been married for quite some time. They had 2 kids - Ruhi and Adi - from Raman's first marriage. Ishita loved Ruhi and Adi like her own kids. She loved Bosco also as her own kid. Bosco, Ruhi and Adi called her Ishi-ma. They all lived in Delhi, near the giant Hanuman statue.

Bosco reached home and went running to Ishi-ma with Samsung Galaxy Tab hanging by his neck. He wagged his tail and shook his head so that Ishi-ma noticed the shaking tablet. She did. She quickly unlocked the tablet and saw the open window, which showed the car on CarTrade.com that Bosco wanted her to buy for him. She bought it. The car was delivered the next day. Bosco picked up his gal friend and drove around in the car in Delhi.


Bosco wanted to marry his gal friend and settle down. He drove to India gate, stopped the car and proposed to his gal friend. She said yes. But had only one condition - that after marriage she and Bosco live with Ishi-ma and Bhalla parivaar only. Bosco couldn't ask for more. They didn't kiss, they subconsciously decided to save it for long after marriage, coz in Bhalla parivar, even making out after marriage somehow doesn't happen very naturally, spontaneously, regularly, frequently and soon. But who wants all that!

Everybody loves Ishita. Ishita loves everybody. Ishita is the best. She is mother India. She is Ishi-ma.

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